Laura Jane's Easy Guide to Instant Class

Step One:
Go to a coffee shop (hopefully a cool one) and order nothing. Next, sit in a prominent location, preferably one close to the window so that more people can look at you. If you can't afford a Birkin bag, you should probably compensate by wearing red elbow-length kid leather gloves or pearl earrings or something.

Step Two:
Sip casually from a bottle of Vichy Celestins mineral water (it's the kind that tastes like salt, which is considerably chic-er than water that doesn't taste like salt).

Step Three:
Eat a Dolfin Noir Green Aniseed (A L'Anis Vert) chocolate bar, and make a big show of unwrapping it, as to show others just how sexy/elegant the packaging is (and, by proxy, how sexy/elegant you are for choosing to eat a Dolfin rather than, like, a Twix bar or whatever). Eat it slowly, savoring every bite, ensuring maximum jalouse-ity. You are also permitted to eat a Dolfin with Pink Peppercorn, Earl Grey Tea, or Crystallized Orange Peel. But no other flavours, sorry.

Step Four:
Write something really brilliant and/or sexy and/or tragic in your G. Lalo Verge de France writing tablet. You may use the writing implement of your choice, as I know that such matters are subjective and vary from person to person, but I beg you not to go and ruin it all by using some free ballpoint you stole from your dentist's office.

Have a lovely afternoon!

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