Tuesday , January 5, 2010
We're Obsessed: Debra "Deb" Morgan and her Dirty, Dirty Mouth
If you don't watch Dexter, it's definitely time you started watching Dexter. It stars David Fisher as a surprisingly sexy serial killer with a heart of gold; it's HBO-smart (even though it's on Showtime, which I auto-hate because it is nicknamed "Sho," which makes me think of some loser I used to know), funny in a real-life way, and Harry Potter-style addictive.
As much as it rules to watch Nate Fisher's baby bro strut his Adonis-bodied stuff around Miami and kill people, the real gem of Dexter's gem-heavy ensemble cast is Debra "Deb" Morgan, the number one character on any TV show ever that I most relate to (Move over, Chandler Bing!) Debra is a classic fuck-up; she always jeopardizes her crime-fighting abilities by getting personally involved in cases, even going so far as to date the Icebox Killer (who looked like Mike D of the Beastie Boys, only eight trillion times hotter). She also curses a lot. Which is fucking awesome.
Some of the best-ever Deb Morgan curses include: calling babies "motherfucking roly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine[s]", her penchant for turning "motherfucker" into "fuckmother", and the classic "Sweet Mary, Mother of Fuck!".
However, the numero uno, coolest-ever Deb Morgan scene- the moment when I realized that Deb and I are pretty much the exact same person, only she's a cop and I'm so not a cop- was the time when she stayed at the station all night looking for a lead on the Freebo case; when Detective Angel Battista asked her how much caffeine she'd had, she took a sip of her Super Big Gulp (which she is always drinking, because she is AWESOME) and responded, "A METRIC FUCK-TON".
Deb Morgan, I love you a metric fuck-ton, and I wish we could be best friends. Never the fuckmothering less, you are a fictional character, so instead I will just have to settle for watching Internet gold like this
BEST OF DEBRA MORGAN HAVING A DIRTY MOUTH VID:
Tags: a metric fuck-ton, Big Gulps, David Fisher, Debra "Deb" Morgan, Dexter, Mike D, murderers, Nate Fisher, TV
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One reason I'd never watch Dexter on CBS is that they'd inevitably neuter Deb's glorious, never-ending, dare-I-say-it poetic streams of invective. She has single-handedly raised potty mouth to a soulful artform, and I for %$#@! one love her for it.
By Andrea on April 9, 2009 10:01 PM
Lovelovelove Deb! Do not love her taste in men...Serial killers and an old FBI dude? Eeeeew.
By Wren on April 14, 2009 11:38 AM
But Deb's inability to pick the right dude is part of what makes her so endearingly Deb!
By Laura
on April 14, 2009 4:14 PM
ICEBOXkiller? haha, so much for the I watch dexter all the time. you meant icetruck?
By Daan on January 5, 2010 11:08 PM