Sunday , June 13, 2010

We're Obsessed: Debra "Deb" Morgan and her Dirty, Dirty Mouth

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If you don't watch Dexter, it's definitely time you started watching Dexter. It stars David Fisher as a surprisingly sexy serial killer with a heart of gold; it's HBO-smart (even though it's on Showtime, which I auto-hate because it is nicknamed "Sho," which makes me think of some loser I used to know), funny in a real-life way, and Harry Potter-style addictive.

As much as it rules to watch Nate Fisher's baby bro strut his Adonis-bodied stuff around Miami and kill people, the real gem of Dexter's gem-heavy ensemble cast is Debra "Deb" Morgan, the number one character on any TV show ever that I most relate to (Move over, Chandler Bing!) Debra is a classic fuck-up; she always jeopardizes her crime-fighting abilities by getting personally involved in cases, even going so far as to date the Icebox Killer (who looked like Mike D of the Beastie Boys, only eight trillion times hotter). She also curses a lot. Which is fucking awesome.

Some of the best-ever Deb Morgan curses include: calling babies "motherfucking roly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine[s]", her penchant for turning "motherfucker" into "fuckmother", and the classic "Sweet Mary, Mother of Fuck!".

However, the numero uno, coolest-ever Deb Morgan scene- the moment when I realized that Deb and I are pretty much the exact same person, only she's a cop and I'm so not a cop- was the time when she stayed at the station all night looking for a lead on the Freebo case; when Detective Angel Battista asked her how much caffeine she'd had, she took a sip of her Super Big Gulp (which she is always drinking, because she is AWESOME) and responded, "A METRIC FUCK-TON".

Deb Morgan, I love you a metric fuck-ton, and I wish we could be best friends. Never the fuckmothering less, you are a fictional character, so instead I will just have to settle for watching Internet gold like this

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One reason I'd never watch Dexter on CBS is that they'd inevitably neuter Deb's glorious, never-ending, dare-I-say-it poetic streams of invective. She has single-handedly raised potty mouth to a soulful artform, and I for %$#@! one love her for it.

Lovelovelove Deb! Do not love her taste in men...Serial killers and an old FBI dude? Eeeeew.

But Deb's inability to pick the right dude is part of what makes her so endearingly Deb!

ICEBOXkiller? haha, so much for the I watch dexter all the time. you meant icetruck?

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