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Tuesday , December 14, 2010
Laura Jane's Addiction: ZOOBORNS
Happy Friday! Welcome to my brand-new column, Laura Jane's Addiction. Laura Jane's Addiction is actually just We're Obsessed with a new name. It is not necessarily limited to things I'm literally addicted to, since I'm not addicted to a whole lot, except for cigarettes, and it would be really boring to have an entire column devoted to smoking. Or would it? I also hope the day will never come when I have to write a column called Laura Jane's Addiction: HEROIN. That would be heartbreaking.
As far as things that I'm not addicted to go, I'm pretty close to being addicted to looking at pictures of baby animals on the Internet. First there was Cute Overload, then came The Daily Puppy, which was soon to be bookended by the equally awesome Daily Kitten (check out Speedy, BTW- he's so cute and weird and skinny!), and now, I have finally found the Holy Grail of "cute baby animal blogs"- ZOOBORNS!!!
Zooborns is a blog dedicated to showcasing all the baby animals born in all zoos across the world. Zooborns makes me happier than anything, except
heroin cigarettes. I wish I worked at a zoo. Maybe I should work at a zoo? Maybe I should become a zoo tour guide? Or maybe I should just keep checking Zooborns fifty times a day. That seems easier. Here are some of my favourite Zooborns:
1. LION CUB BABIES: Laura Jane of nogoodforme.com endorses "Lion Cub Babies" as being "The Cutest Baby Animals of All." Right!?!?!
2. RED PANDA BABIES: So cute, they make Normal Panda Babies look like JFK after he got shot in the head.
4. HOG BABY/ARMADILLO BABY: I wish I was cradling the hog baby and cooing into its little hog ear; the armadillo baby is mostly just creepy, but interesting. Who knew that armadillo babies' shells are soft and pink? I didn't. Until ZOOBORNS.
5. A VIDEO OF A BABY CHEETAH AND A BABY PUPPY PLAYING: I can die happy now.
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