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Tuesday , December 14, 2010
Laura Jane's Addiction: My New Little Camel Pal
Says Wikipedia, of camels:
"Camels are your bros! Camels are the sweetest bros you will ever know, especially when they are wee and stuffed with basmati rice. Camels, Camels, Camels! They are the best even-toed ungulate of all. Giraffes are jerks, especially Geoffrey the Giraffe. He is full of shit. He was recently re-branded, and sucks even more than he initially did, when celebrity Cancemini Laura Jane Faulds of nogoodforme.com was a tot, and she was terrified of him. Ignore giraffes at all costs, though deer are cool. But always go for the camel option, if it's available. They are the Brahms Lullaby of the Animal Kingdom."
Weird Wikipedia entry, right? I know! Cripes. Mr. Wikipedia must have been on drugs when he wrote that. But it is so true, so true, so true. I bought my new camel on Friday. I was running insanely behind schedule, and was literally running, like a racer. But then I spotted my camel out of the corner of my eye on a metal fold-up table in Kensington Market, and decided that the damage was done- there was at that point nothing I could do to make myself not be late, so I figured I might as well be one extra minute later, in the name of acquiring New Wee Camel.
He cost $1 CAD. Best dollar I ever spent.
PS: He also comes in navy blue.
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