Friday , July 23, 2010
Get Into Vincent Gallo's Pants - Literally!
Everyone I know has had a Vincent Gallo sighting at some point. Everyone always says he wears the tightest pants.* And I guess if I were Vincent Gallo, I'd wear the tightest pants too. And while I'll probably never turn into Vincent Gallo, I could potentially wear his actual pants, thanks to a new eBay auction from our buddy Kime Buzzelli (ex-proprietress of the sadly disappeared Show Pony boutique). Kime's selling a pair of white-leather bondage pants designed by the man himself (as you can tell by the stitching of his name in AC/DC-logo-esque font across the crotch, and maybe by the bunnies on the back pocket) - apparently Vincent gave her the pants 10 years ago, and now she's parting ways with them to raise money to get herself a new art studio (which we're stoked about, 'cause we love her pretty paintings). As of post time there's no bids yet, so fix yourself a Bloody Maria (aka the "Vincent Gallo of cocktails") and get going!
* Most people also say he smells really bad. I don't know if that changes your mind about the pants or not.
Tags: Bloody Marias are the Vincent Gallo of cocktails, bondage pants, bunnies, eBay, Kime Buzzelli, Vincent Gallo
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At first I thought, "it sucks that those would be too big for me, because they would look cool on me."
But then I thought, "NO, Laura! What this really is is motivation for you to keep shooting for the stars, because one day you will be able to design your own perfect version of Vincent Gallo's leather pants, and they can say LUCIFER JERONIMO, and have puppy pictures, AND SAY LJF + RAY DAVIES,' so that's a new goal I have. I'm stoked about it.
Thanks for the inspiration, Liz & Vincent Gallo!
By Laura
on May 27, 2009 5:55 PM
sounds like a plan, jan! (i mean - laura.) howevs, i do agree that the vinny gallo pants would look way fly on you. i hope whoever ends up with them realizes that.
By Liz
on May 27, 2009 9:49 PM