Monday , November 16, 2009
Happy Birthday, Sir Paul McCartney!
Whoop-a-lye Scooby doo wop Shooweeee!!!!! It's CANCEMINI FORTNIGHT!!!! For two weeks out of every year, us crazies come out to play! Ahhh, the comfort and solace of these magical two weeks that fall at the end of June, like Father's Day, when all us manically-depressed (and/or manically-repressed, in the case of Sir Paul McCartney) Gemicancers finally have a chance at enjoying emotional stability and- dare I say???- happiness!! We are in our creepy dualistic lunar element! Enjoy it, Canceminis! You will be crying once more, come July.
Let us kick off the CANCEMINI FORTNIGHT festivities by taking a moment out of our busy lives to celebrate the accomplishments and awesomeness of today's birthday boy, one Sir James Paul McCartney. Because nobody ever does that. Poor Paul McCartney- such an undervalued individual! Paul turns SIXTY-SEVEN today, which is a really sketchily old age for Paul McCartney to be turning. Don't die, Paul McCartney!
Luckily for me, who is lazy right now, everything I could ever say in honor of Sir Paul's legacy has already been succinctly expressed by the geniuses over at Fidelity Investments, or whatever advertising firm is responsible for creating this ever-entertaining slice of Grade-A Paul McCartney Propaganda/commercial for Fidelity Investments:
Happy Birthday, Paul McCartney! My gift to you is not eating meat, and being obsessed with you.
Signed,
Your fellow Cancemini,
Laura Jane
Tags: Cancemini Fortnight, Canceminis, Fidelity Investments, Geminis, Laura loves the Beatles, Paul McCartney, Sir James Paul McCartney, Sir Paul McCartney
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happy birthday Sir McCartney!
It's my birthday on monday too.
By Kristina on June 18, 2009 6:48 PM
ha...I just watched that THIS IS PAUL video earlier this week. Silly, Silly Paul.
gotta love the Canceminis!
By meg on June 18, 2009 6:54 PM