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Tuesday , December 14, 2010
Laura Jane Gives Back: Let's Help Yoko Ono IMAGINE PEACE!
Today's Beatle Wife Of The Day is... Yoko Ono!!! This is generally always the case, except for maybe five days a year it gets to be Linda McCartney. Know how many days a year it gets to be Pattie Boyd? ZERO.
But whatevs, that's enough Pattie Boyd-directed meanness. Today, and every day, is a day for being Yoko Ono-style positive. Yes! It is such a tragically hilarious fallacy, this idea that Yoko Ono was a cold-hearted, manipulative, Beatles-break-up-inducing bitch, when, really, Yoko Ono is a total sweetheart, not to mention genius artist. If you follow Yoko's Twitter, as I do, you know exactly what I'm talking about here- Real Yoko Ono is the Sweetheart of all Sweethearts. All Yoko Ono wants is for the world to be the peaceful, beautiful place she, and I, know(s) it can be, and for all of us to be happy inside of it, and to smile, create, and enjoy ourselves. I'm with you, Yoko.
SOME SAMPLE HELLA-POSITIVE YOKO ONO
+ We have to make it happen. Nothing happens without making it happen, you know. And we'll do it. Right?
+ is dancing
+ If you go around giving that same smile to others, you'll be surprised how you might just make somebody else happy, too!
+ I'm always sending out the message of love & peace. Even when I'm asleep. You should, too. It's nice. It's simple.
The Imagine Peace Tower emits a shimmering burst of light that shines every year between John Lennon's birthday (October 9th) and John Lennon's death day (December 8th), and then shines again between Winter Solstice and the dawn of spring. The Imagine Peace Tower is also home to hundreds of thousands of millions of wishes; now that I have encouraged nogoodforme.com's billions of readers to make Imagine Peace Wishes, there will be billions of wishes in the IPT! Hooray!
To get your wishes into the IPT, you can do one of the following:
SOME SAMPLE WISHES, FROM LAURA JANE
+ I wish Yoko Ono was my best friend, and we could hang out twice a week, every week, minimum.
+ I wish Paul McCartney was my other best friend, and we could hang out once a week, since he's probably busier than Yoko Ono.
+ I wish I could motivate myself to practice yoga on a basis more regular than "never."
+ I wish I could take tennis lessons with a sexy tennis instructor and have a sexy affair with said sexy instructor.
+ I wish I had the exact "Yoko Ono" t-shirt that John Lennon is wearing in the picture at the top of this entry.
+ I wish people would stop messing with other people and start messing with themselves, productively. No more Blame Gaming!
+ I wish that the memory of John Lennon and everything he did will be preserved forever, and that I will never, ever stop doing my part to make this be true.
+ I wish that you will all wish for what you all wish for, and help Yoko Ono spread her beautiful message of peace, love and positivity!
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