Monday , November 16, 2009
Random Picture Entry: Drew Barrymore Is Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die
God, I so want a "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die" t-shirt! Even though it would be a big lie. This is one of my fave pix of Drewski; a thousand years ago I put it on the cover of a zine, cut off most of Drew's head, and handscrawled the zine title in lovely cursive across her left upper arm, 'cause I'm clever like that. I think it's from Details, and I wish I could remember more about the Anais Nin-inspired erotic poetry. Or maybe I wish I knew less about the Anais Nin-inspired erotic poetry, now that I think about it.
Anyway, in the current ish of New York mag there's this really over-the-top piece that cheekily likens Drew to sunshine, cookies, and "fluffy puppies and mild hallucinogenic drugs, tucked neatly into a gift basket made of daisies," then less cheekily asserts that "Barrymore's warmth salvages the lamest chick-flicks (Home Fries, Fever Pitch); renders merely okay ones (Music and Lyrics, Never Been Kissed) delightful to watch; and transforms genuinely great romances - 50 First Dates, The Wedding Singer - into classics." Which I don't think is entirely true, especially the part about that fucking dreadful Music and Lyrics. But yeah, she's pretty cute.
Another thing about Drew Barrymore is she's the one mega-celebrity known to be in possession of a nogoodforme.com sticker. Probably she's been checking the blog multiple times daily ever since Laura generously passed the sticker off to her in a bar last January, but who knows? Are you out there, Drew? Stop being shy and go on and leave a comment sometime. Nobody likes a lurker!
Tags: Drew Barrymore, erotic poetry, fluffy puppies, lurkers, magazines, stickers, t-shirts
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I'm a lurker... usually. I tend to like myself... usually.
By Natalie on September 2, 2009 7:54 PM
natalie: we like you too, always.
By Liz
on September 2, 2009 8:17 PM
For a second there, I thought Natalie was TOTALLY Drew Barrymore in disguise. That would have been so cool!
It's weird to see that photograph NOT as the cover to Deliciosa #whatever!!!
By Laura
on September 2, 2009 10:27 PM
it was #7!!!!
By Liz
on September 2, 2009 11:08 PM
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By marlen on November 13, 2009 1:42 AM