Sunday , June 13, 2010
Beatles Photo of the Week: Paul McCartney Uses Ketchup AND HP Sauce!
LJ: He's drinking a glass of milk. Straight milk. I just wanted to make sure everyone caught that.
I have some girlfriends who are Normies, and I love them. Together, we eat sushi, and then we drink alcoholic beverages at bars I wouldn't normally go to. I say things I wouldn't normally say, and most of them are about dudes, who I am forced to call "men," because when you say "dude" to a Normie, they think you are impersonating Keanu Reeves. I say things like, "I like my men to be men," and by "I like my men to be men" I mostly mean nothing, but I also mean "I like dudes who look like and/or have the same general vibe as Paul McCartney in the picture of Paul McCartney with HP sauce," but that would mean nothing to my Normie girlfriends, because they don't know every single photo of Paul McCartney that exists off by heart. This is Paul at his all-time sexiest, "IMHO." The only reason why I don't want to spend the rest of my life with Paul McCartney in this photograph is because I know it's Paul McCartney, and I'm not into Paul McCartney, because I like my men to be men. Ouch!
But Paul's really masculine here, for Paul. He looks like he is of Greek descent. I'm super into his "right arm hairiness level" and the nailbed of his left index finger. Mostly, I just love knowing that Paul McCartney needs ketchup and HP sauce to make his food taste good, Doubling up on condiments is the mark of a true man's man. The worst thing about this photograph of Paul McCartney is that it's a photograph of Paul McCartney, so you know it's totally calculated. He worked really hard to look so manly and insouciant. But whatevs, it paid off. Just don't think I'm going back on my Bearded Paul is disgusting opinions. This does NOT count as Beard Paul. OKAY???
LIZ: Stop the presses: LJ and I actually have a shared Paul-Attractiveness opinion! That never happens, ever. It's very groovy, but also slightly worrisome. Like, what if LJ and I are out at the discotheque some night, and Greek-Looking, Multiple-Condiment-Wielding, Straight-Milk-Drinking Stubble Paul saunters up to us and starts working his "A-game"? And at first we do that thing where I'm all, "You should go for him, LJ - he's really into you," and then LJ kindly furrows her brow, shakes her head and says "No, Barker, he's so all about you - plus, I think taking him home would be a really positive first step in your getting over that no-good Stephen Hamel*." And we keep going back and forth, back and forth, coyly slurping our Colorado Bulldogs till ol' Stubble Paul gets bored and moves on to some floozy in a tight fuzzy pink sweater. But then one of us, whoever's nicest that night, decides to cede Stubble Paul to the other, even offering up a real handy pick-up line to lure him away from the fast chick in the slutty top. Probably the line would go something like: "If I said you had a beautiful body, Paul - would you hold it against me?" Or, much more fittingly: "Hey Paul, are you wearing space pants? CUZ YOUR ASS IS OUTTA THIS WORLD!" Yeah, that's it. That's the stuff.
Anyway, what the fuck is HP Sauce? Is it like A-1?
*Stephen Hamel's actually the name of the dude who owns the amazing website Steve's Beatles Page. As far as LJ and I can tell, Steve is as good as it gets.
Tags: Barker loves the Beatles, Beatles Photo of the Week, discotheques, HP sauce, Laura loves the Beatles, manliness, Paul McCartney, pick-up lines, Stephen Hamel
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hey Liz&LJ! i'm thinking about reading a beatles biography but i don't know where to start cause all the ones i found are pro-john anti-paul or pro-paul anti-john... as you use to say, once, they loved eachother. Any advice?
Thx girls!
ps: hp sauce is a very british condiment for chips, bacon, steak,etc. But i don't know if it tastes very good with milk...
By adela* on January 11, 2010 12:41 PM
You can't really go wrong with the Bob Spitz one. We use HP sauce in Canada too
By Laura
on January 11, 2010 4:55 PM