Thursday , March 4, 2010
BREAKING NEWS: ELIZABETH BARKER OF NOGOODFORME.COM TO WED RINGO STARR'S ADORABLE SON
(L to R: Zak and his mom and dad, Zak dreamily wondering what's for dinner at the Barker/Starkey house tonight, Zak and my future godgrandfather Keith Moon.)
WOW WHATTA GAME HUH????? I ate at least four big cookies, drank some really complicated beer, wore a $3 sweatshirt with a big hole in it, and - most importantly - met the boy I'm gonna marry. His name's Zak Starkey and he's in The Who. His dad's this guy called Ringo, who invented the USB. He's a Virgo and he used to play drums for Oasis and his godfather's Keith Moon, and that's about all I know about him except that (a) he makes lots of Stupid Drumming Faces, which doesn't get in the way of the fact that (b) he's So Totally Adorable and (c) we are absolutely positively without-a-doubt MFEO. I celebrated that last revelation by getting my ass kicked at Wii Bowling, and then coming home and posting photos of Zak on my Facebook, including that supercute shot in the middle. (Awwww...)
Anyway: something you may not know is that today's not Superbowl Sunday but Superstarr Sunday, partly due to the fact that Ringo's getting his star on the Walk of Fame tomorrow but mostly because of that beautiful Ringo Rising! post LJ wrote this morning, and also cuz of that whole thing about me and Zak falling madly in love with each other at the Superbowl halftime. For me, the most special part of Superstarr Sunday was realizing how it's so hard to be a mopey moody loser when Ringo's humbly dominating your day. And after Google-image-searching the hell out of Zak, I re-read/-listened to my Heavy Rotation post on "I'm the Greatest" by Daddy Ringo Warbucks and then gave myself a hearty pat on the back for knocking that shit outta the park in a serious way. Somebody pour a bucket of Gatorade on my head or sumthin'.
Tags: Barker loves the Beatles, cookies, Keith Moon, love, Ringo Starr, Superstarr Sunday, Wii Bowling, Zak Starkey
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p.s. i didn't invent 'superstarr sunday.' breakfast with the beatles did: http://www.breakfastwiththebeatles.com/
p.p.s. i wish 'knocking that shit outta the park' were a football metaphor instead of a baseball metaphor.
By Liz
on February 8, 2010 12:50 AM
when i saw the concert for george on dvd i decided that i was going to marry dhani harrison... who was only 23 at the time. now hes 31 and not really aging as well as george did, which is unfortunate.
but here he is at his prime.
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/136248/Dhani+Harrison.jpg
dhani...if only i had been the age that i am now when you were 23 and looked like this, and not the age i was when you were 23, which was 12. alas.
By Geniveve on February 10, 2010 3:18 PM
i also have the biggest girl crush evs on sean lennons girlfriend kemp muhl.
i mean, just look at her:
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3647/whitneyartpartyfull009t.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HvqgrWC7Mhk/S2Akrkx7W4I/AAAAAAAAARA/p_H0Ar00eGc/s1600-h/New+york+times+style.jpg
By Geniveve on February 10, 2010 3:34 PM
whoa, yeah - she's pretty. 'purty' even.
i think when i was little i had a big crush on julian.
By Liz
on February 10, 2010 5:33 PM
I would totally date Dhani Harrison just for the glory of it
By Laura
on February 10, 2010 11:08 PM
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By MIAXH30 on February 17, 2010 7:33 PM
Hilarious. I'm pouring a virtual bucket of Gatorade on your head right now! YOU'RE TOTALLY GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!! FOR YOUR & ZAK's HONEYMOON.
p.s. not only did Salt 'N Pepa say, "Only the sexy people..." So did Prince. Awesome, right?!
By Shannon Flaherty on March 3, 2010 11:41 PM
THANK YOU, SHANNON!...xoxoxoxo
By Liz
on March 4, 2010 11:08 AM