Sunday , August 8, 2010
Imaginary Shopping Spree: T-Shirts About Vices & Rings About Writing
A BRILLSVILLE T-SHIRT
Some t-shirts don't really need much explanation. I only wish there were a few more choices on the vice tip, like "Dudes, dope and Death." That latter would be very nogoodforme circa 2008, right? (Kat)
A RING THAT WILL HELP ME A BETTER WRITER
Last night, I went to see a psychic, and she was totally psychic. Psychic like crazy. I mean, obviously "being psychic" is part of the job description for "being a psychic," but I didn't expect her to be, like, actually psychic! She knew crazy shit about me and it was crazy. If you live in Toronto and feel like having your mind blown to bits, do me a favor and go see Kim at Southern Accent. The bartender there is Mancunian and affable, so that's nice too. Anyway, after Kim BLEW MY MIND and validated my entire existence, she told me that I need to buy a lapis lazuli and put it on my desk, because it will help me be a better writer. Kim knew I was a writer before I even said a single word to Kim, because Kim is psychic, and that's so awesome, about Kim. I will do everything Kim tells me to do forever. I'm definitely going to buy a lapis lazuli and put it on my desk. But then I thought, "I don't only write at my desk. I write always and everywhere!" Which is why it's a lot more practical for me to buy a lapis lazuli ring and wear it on my writing hand every day until the day I die, and then I'll be the BEST WRITER EVER. Thanks, Kim! (Laura Jane)
Tags: Kim, lapis lazuli, psychics, t-shirts, vices, writing
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Instead of a wedding ring my dad gave my mom a thick gold slave bracelet with a huge lapis lazuli stone in it. I remember her wearing it my whole childhood. I want it really bad now but apparently the stone broke. Lapis is the best stone ever.
By Andrea on March 1, 2010 4:22 PM
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By Laura
on March 1, 2010 7:25 PM
ello, where did you find that shirt? apart from the dudes and dope suggestion (very pro!) it says everything i need to say to ppl when arriving at work or uni in the morning.. yet nowhere to be found on urban. so if you could help me out on that one i d appreciate it. soo loongg and peace!!
By lu on March 3, 2010 4:22 PM
you mean the t-shirt? it is here:
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1&navAction=jump&id=18017095&search=true&isProduct=true&parentid=SEARCH+RESULTS&color=004
By Kat
on March 3, 2010 7:41 PM