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Tuesday , December 14, 2010

Beatles Photo of the Week: Paul's Day of Pampering!

OMG you guys, I'm sooooooooo psyched cuz my best friend in world is in town right now and I haven't seen him in FOREVS!!! He's doing this thing tonight and tomorrow night at the Hollywood Bowl and it's kind of a big deal but after that we're gonna have major BFF time and totally catch up! Thursday'll be the funnest cuz it's our Day of Pampering - first we'll sleep in and watch the second half of season six of "Sex and the City" in bed, and then for the rest of the day Paul will keep doing his impression of Carrie Bradshaw doing an impression of Aleksandr Petrovsky - which just kills me every time. "You are comic?" he'll fake-Russian-ly ask whenever I'm trying to be funny, and we'll just LOL our faces off.

Then later on we'll go to Le Petite Retreat and do the Girlfriends Getaway package, with a Jade Stone Massage and Aqua Latte & Floral Medley hydrotherapy bath for Paul and a Sugar Rush Body Scrub Escape and True Transformation Facial for me. "Girl, I so needed that Aqua Latte and Floral Medley hydrotherapy bath!" Paul will sigh as we're sipping chamomile tea by the fireplace, in our fluffy robes and spa slippers. "You so earned it, hon'!" I'll tell him, playfully swatting his arm with my copy of W, spilling my tea a little.

And then Paul's driver will come fetch us and drive us up to Inn of the Seventh Ray in Topanga Canyon, and we'll have flax crackers with olive tapenade and macadamia nut fake-cheese for apps and split the Crispy Vegan Duck and Farmers Market Melange Du Jour for dinner. And when the waiter comes by and asks if we'll be having dessert Paul will give me that look and say "Should we do it? Let's just do it!" and we'll get the vegan creme brulee, which is almond milk and sugar cane and organic berries and OMG I'm dying just thinking about it! We're so bad!!!!!

Then after dinner we'll fly around a while on Paul's private plane a while and a flight attendant will feed Paul grapes, while the other Beatles stare creepily like it's some kinda sex thing. Weird, right? But Paul looks so happy! And if Paul's happy, I'm happy - isn't that right, Paul?

Love ya, bitch!!!!

Tags: airplanes, Barker Loves the Beatles, BFFs, grapes, hydrotherapy baths, Paul McCartney, The Russian, vegan creme brulee

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