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Tuesday , December 14, 2010
Dream Dude: Noel Fielding
Today I watched one episode of The Mighty Boosh, and then I Wikipediaed Noel Fielding, because he's a babe, and I'm interested in those types. Then I Google Image Searched Noel Fielding, and looked at many photographs of Noel Fielding, because he's hot. I found out he once dated Courtney Love, and then I watched some videos of him performing stand-up comedy on Youtube, and then I watched this other video, where he's talking about Brian Eno, and he's really cute. So, at this point, I'm basically the world's foremost expert on Noel Fielding, and I believe that he should be my boyfriend, especially in the photograph seen above, which is my favourite Noel Fielding photograph on ALL Google Image Search. I don't know who that stupid girl is, the one he's holding hands with, but she's probably just one of those "cool" (more like "coolish"!!!!) Londoney socialite sort of people, like Pixie Geldof, so he should break up with her.
Like, it's so weird, you know? How perfect for one another Noel Fielding and I are. We're a "match made in heaven," if you will. For starters, he's a Gemini, which is my fifth-favourite zodiac sign on a dude, so that's a score for Noel Fielding. That I would date him, I mean. Secondly, he dated Courtney Love, which means he's down to date crazy people, so that's nice of him. If you don't date crazy people, that's a dealbreaker, for me. Last but not least, sometimes I think it's kind of, like, gay, when dudes care about clothes or whatevs. Or maybe it just makes me feel important, when I get to tell them what to wear. But really? I changed my opinion. Dudes should wear this more. This, as in, "what Noel Fielding is wearing in the photograph seen above." This is a GREAT look. A cowboy hat with a flower applique, a zebra scarf, a caftan, jeans, and red ankle boots. Why didn't I think of that? More importantly, why didn't every dude I've ever dated think of that? I am being in no way facetious when I say that I am presently picturing every dude I've ever dated and/or had a crush on wearing this outfit, and I like them all better for it, in my head. In conclusion, I hate all dudes who aren't Noel Fielding in this photograph. Fuck all those asshole motherfuckers, walking around like they're not totally gross and lame for not wearing this outfit. Ew.
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