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Sunday , May 9, 2010
BREAKING NEWS: PINK GRAPEFRUIT PERRIER EXISTS!
I'm drinking it right now. It's lovely.
My life will never be the same again.
Monday , May 3, 2010
BREAKING NEWS: Brody Jenner and Justin Bobby are Actually Babies!!!
This is fucking fantastic. The little girl who plays Audrina fucking NAILS IT!!!!!
Friday , April 23, 2010
BREAKING NEWS: The Most Interesting News Story Ever
I'm really obsessed with Archie Comics right now, in this weirdly noncommittal way that is yet to fully reveal its literary and/or cosmic significance, to me, yet, at press time. Did I say "yet" yet? Anyway, it's probably as simple as I'm going to start wearing a grey felt crown soon, and this afternoon I worked out to "Bang Shang A Lang", and I wondered if the frat boy in the Boston Celtics t-shirt could hear it and thought I was wacky. Furthermore, this morning I learned via Gawker via nogoodforme Inner Circle member Jessie Peterson, that Archie Comics is welcoming a GAY to Riverdale!!!!
This is just so exciting, I can barely even contain myself. Check the deets:
Kevin will appear in September's VERONICA #202, in a story called "Isn't it Bromantic?" Kevin Keller is the new hunk in town and Veronica just has to have him. After Kevin defeats Jughead in a burger eating contest at Pop's Chocklit Shoppe, she desperately latches onto him. Mayhem and hilarity ensue as Kevin desperately attempts to let Veronica down easy and her flirtations only become increasingly persistent.
God, Veronica Lodge, could I relate to you any more if I tried? I really love how Kevin Keller warms up to Jughead. I also really love how they bolded I'M GAY! I love what a tolerant human being my best friend in the world Jughead Jones is. I love every single thing, in the entire world, about Archie Comics.