Sunday , October 25, 2009
Dream Dude: Elliott Gould in 1971
Elliott Gould (the hot one on the left) circa 1971 was an extremely sexy beardo, in my opinion, although I don't have much respect for people who dressed like it was 1967, in 1971. Elliott Gould's outfit in the photograph at left is like the 1971 equivalent of dressing up hella-electroclash in 2009. Lame, Elliott Gould. But, you know, I'll forgive hot dudes for pretty much anything. So: GREAT. Great call, Elliott Gould. You look AWESOME. Though nowhere near as awesome as the chick who you appear to be dating. Is this chick famous? If not, that's a travesty, since she's seriously fly.
Since it's Hallowe'ek and all, I wanted to point out that "Elliott Gould circa 1971" would make a really killer Hallowe'en costume, if you happen to be a dude with a beard who doesn't feel like dressing up as Rooftop John or Rooftop Paul this year. Everybody will be like, "Oh, are you a hippie?" and you'll be all, "No, you imbecile. I'm Elliott Gould circa 1971. Isn't that obvious?" and they'll be all, "Oh yeah, I totally saw that picture of Elliott Gould circa 1971 Laura Jane from nogoodforme.com posted to nogoodforme.com last Sunday morning, that's totally who you are. I'm retarded for missing that." and you'll be like, "Yeah you are! I recently divorced Barbra Streisand." and then you can make jokes about how in the future you will play Ross & Monica Geller's Dad on the popular television show Friends, and it will be the BEST HALLOWE'EN EVER.
Tags: beardos, Dream Dudes, Elliott Gould, Friends, Hallowe'en, hippies, Laura Jane Faulds, Ross Geller
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Saturday , September 13, 2008
Dream Dude: John McEnroe
If there's one trait I can't resist in a dude, it's a complete inability to control himself. John McEnroe is definitely the loosest cannon in the history of all professional athleticism; in other words, John McEnroe is totally the John Lennon of tennis. And if there's one trait I can't resist in a dude (besides a severe deficit of self-control, that is), it's "being a John". It also helps when said cyclonic, out-of-control, Lennon-esque jerk happens to be wearing little shorts and has big poofy Jeff Lynne hair tamed by a red sweatband.
Over the past couple days, my favorite activity in the world has become Youtubing videos of classic John McEnroe tantrums. Homeboy's a madman! I'd probably assume he was an alcoholic if he wasn't so on-the-ball about, um, literally being on-the-ball, and besides: who needs alcoholism when you have rage issues this extreme? It's gorgeous. McEnroe's on-the-court free-form freak-outs are hilarious, sexy and totally commendable. John McEnroe is basically the smartest person ever. He understands how toxic it can be for the human psyche to suppress your anger- you need to get that negativity out!
Throw your racket on the court, John McEnroe! Tell that stodgy British umpire who's boss! ANSWER MY QUESTION, JERK!
Seen below is my personal favorite Youtube compilation of John McEnroe at his most irrationally, irascibly aggressive. This video is the best thing I have ever posted to nogoodforme.com. I hope you all watch it a billion times.
Tags: anti-anger management, dream dudes, John McEnroe, livewires, loose cannons, temper tantrums, tennis, TOO DUDE FOR YOU
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