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Saturday , May 16, 2009
Laura Jane Investigates: What Happens when you Call that Phone Number Spencer Pratt Keeps Posting on Twitter?
Recently, Elizabeth Barker of nogoodforme.com asked the Universe, "What happens when you call that phone number Spencer Pratt keeps posting on Twitter?" (in reference to Satanism). Admittedly, I had been asking myself the exact same question! I am an avid follower of Spencer Pratt's Twitter as well as Spencer Pratt's "life"; basically, I am obsessed with Spencer Pratt, and pride myself on being 100% up on everything Spencer Pratt does, as he does it. So curious was I to find out what happens when you call that phone number Spencer Pratt keeps posting to Twitter, had I been a cat, my curiosity near certainly would have killed me. Luckily for cat-me, satisfaction inevitably would have brought me back: Phew!
Anyway, last night I drank a glass of wine and drunk dialed that phone number Spencer Pratt keeps posting on Twitter.
HERE IS WHAT HAPPENS:
PS: If you love me enough to sit through four minutes and fifty-one seconds of me sitting in my bedroom and rattling on about nothing/Spencer Pratt, I love you too.
Tags: drunk dialing, getting to know us better, Laura Jane Faulds, nogoodforme.tv, Raymond Douglas Davies, Spencer Pratt
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Friday , November 21, 2008
nogoodforme.tv presents... LAURA JANE SUCKS WEEK, Vol. 4: Laura Jane can't run; Laura Jane can't win; We all have our strengths and weaknesses
And so concludes Laura Jane Sucks Week. I've had my highs; I've had my lows. Life is beautiful; life is terrible. I suck more at hitting baseballs than a child; I'm totally smarter than some dude who would assume he was 43847384738743 billion x smarter than me if he were hitting on me at a bar (God! I hate dudes!).
The final installment of Laura Jane Sucks Week is significant because, aside from its being the coolest and funniest one yet, it is the one that started it all. Emily and I only came up with the "DYSLTLJ?" concept at all because, for a few months of my life, I was obsessed with constantly wondering if I'd be able to win a foot-race against a chubby thirty-five year old. I'm surprised I never wrote a We're Obsessed about it, because I really was obsessed with pontificating upon this topic. WOULD I??? Sadly for me, I never found out. The dude I race in this video looked kinda stocky at first glance, but in reality, bro was secretly ripped. WHAT THE HELL? It's so hard to tell with dudes.
I hope that you have all enjoyed watching me suck less than everybody at everything these past four days. Please stick around past 3 minutes and 10 seconds into this video to watch my mini-recap of the days' events. Also: PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT HERE AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU THINK THESE VIDEOS RULE!. I promise, I won't think you're lame. I think these videos rule too. And so, with no further ado, may I present to y'all:
Do You Suck Less Than Laura Jane?, Volume 4: I may be a slowpoke, but at least dude put a nogoodforme.com sticker on his cement truck
Tags: agility, athleticism, Laura Jane Faulds, Laura Jane sucks, nogoodforme.tv, races, running, smoking rules, smoking sucks, truck drivers
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Thursday , November 20, 2008
nogoodforme.tv presents... LAURA JANE SUCKS WEEK, Vol. 3: Dude's drawing looks more like Laura Jane than LJ's does of dude
This video tells the cwazy-engwossing story of the time that me and Some Hipster Dude with a tattoo of a thick black band around his forearm competed at an Impromptu Drawing Challenge at McCarren Park on a Monday afternoon in early Autumn.
Honestly, this shit was a DRAW- pun intended. I just LET HIM WIN because I'm the host and have my own Internet TV show and a lot going for me, whereas he's just Some Hipster Dude.
Besides, I'm facey. All you have to draw is giant eyes, a pixie cut, and a prominent collarbone, and you've got yourself a photorealistic rendering of Laura Jane Faulds.
Or maybe I've just got a chip in my collarbone because I lost. Either way: since LOST doesn't premiere until, like, January of 2050, you gotta spend your Thursday evening doing something, so you might as well watch this:
Do You Suck Less than Laura Jane?, Volume 3: Dudes cheat at everything, especially portraiture challenges..
Tags: Do you suck less than Laura Jane?, drawing, equally matched, Laura Jane Faulds, Laura Jane sucks, LOST, nogoodforme.tv, portraiture, pretty much a tie
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Wednesday , November 19, 2008
nogoodforme.tv presents... LAURA JANE SUCKS WEEK, Vol. 2: Laura Jane knows Geri Halliwell's first name!
I first caught the crossword bug in September of last year, when I was working at a dead-end job at an exceedingly crappy boutique in Montreal. Days were so unbearably slow and boring that I developed an obsession with filling out every possible newspaper/magazine crossword I could get my hands on in lieu of pretending to give a care as to whether or not some lame undergrad purchased a slutty lilac rhinestone-encrusted poly/cotton-blend babydoll minidress.
1.2 years later, and I still fill out a minimum of three Simon & Schuster crossword puzzles per day. That being said: if I hadn't have been able to totes kick Some Dude's ass at a Crossword Puzzle Challenge on film, it would be indicative of complete and utter idiocy on my end. Lucky for me, I won! In the vernack of yours truly, "I got tons of words. I pretty much... won this one. I pretty much... kicked your ass. You got one, but it was wrong. I got tons."
It's true. I did get tons.
With no further enjoy, I beg you all to embrace and enjoy: Do You Suck Less than Laura Jane?, Volume 2: Somebody sucks more than Laura Jane at something, anything, crosswords, whatever..
hosted by Laura Jane Faulds; edited and directed by Emily Richmond
Tags: Brooklyn, crosswords, Do you suck less than Laura Jane?, dudes, Emily Richmond, Laura Jane Faulds, Laura Jane sucks, nogoodforme.tv
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Tuesday , November 18, 2008
nogoodforme.tv presents... LAURA JANE SUCKS WEEK, Vol. 1: A seven-year-old sucks less than Laura Jane at baseball Six long and weirdly complex months have passed since the almighty Emily Richmond collaborated on our initial round of wee wacky vids (all of which can be accessed at mogulus.com/nogoodforme). I remember those days as if they were yesterday. I was depressed as shit and living in the world's shittiest city; I was nervous to be on camera and doubted that I'd even be able to pull off videography at all. Six long and weirdly complex months later, I basically consider myself the next Mo Rocca/Kurt Loder/Anderson Cooper/Tuckkker Carlson/etc/I want my own TV show. This past September, Emily and I re-collabo-ed for our Conversations in Brooklyn series, but soon realized: asking strangers who their favorite Beatles are is simply NOT ENOUGH for this dynamic duo. Autumn 08 LJ is redonkulously confident on cam; Emily's a genius; WE CAN DO BETTER, we thought (both collectively and respectively). And so was born/brainacked-up the inviolable and prodigious magick that is DO YOU SUCK LESS THAN LAURA JANE?. Four installments of DYSLTLJ? are presently in existence; hence the christening of this Tuesday-and-beyond business week as LAURA JANE SUCKS WEEK. This ain't an office, yo. But never-the-lesser, as follows is the official LJ SUCKS WEEK SKED. Tuesday, 11/18 (AKA today): Baseball vs. a 7-yr-old AND SO, ALAS AND ALACK, MAY I PRESENT TO Y'ALL THE MOST HIlARIOUS, ENTERTAINING, and UTTERLY WATCH-WORTHY NGFM.TV OFFERING YET: Do You Suck Less than Laura Jane?, Volume 1: LJ may suck at baseball, but at least her maternal instinct is in top gear. Stay tuned tomorrow for Volume II!
Wednesday, 11/19: Crosswording vs. a hipster dude
Thursday, 11/20: Drawing vs. another hipster dude
Friday, 11/21: Running vs. a truck driver
Tags: baseball, Brooklyn, charisma, Do you suck less than Laura Jane?, Emily Richmond, Laura Jane Faulds, Laura Jane sucks, maternal instincts, McCarren Park, Mo Rocca, New York Mets, nogoodforme.tv, Tuckkker Carlson
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Tuesday , October 28, 2008
nogoodforme.tv presents... TOO GOOD FOR YOU, Conversations in Brooklyn: Vols. 5-7
VOLUME FIVE: KARA KARRICK (or something)
Out of everyone I've ever met in my life, Kara Karrick is the person I've met most eerily reminiscent of Carrie Bradshaw. She teaches yoga at what I impulsively deemed the "53rd & 3rd of yoga" and thought Paul Simon was a member of the Beatles. How is that possible? You're a yoga teacher, Kara Karrick! Have you never heard of a little something called transcendental meditation?
VOLUME SIX: VALENTINA
The first thing I'd like to say about Valentina is that she provided the nogoodforme.tv-i-verse with the coolest "describe your personal fashion concept in one sentence" response ever, by a long shot. I am still kicking myself for not thinking of that one on my own. The second thing I'd like to say about Valentina is that she was the least receptive interviewee I've ever interviewed. She spent our whole convo looking at me like I was totally freaking insane, which, okay, maybe I am (a wee bit), but, like, do you not see that I have a personal videographer? Doesn't that count for anything???
VOLUME SEVEN: ANDREA & SHELLY
I love Andrea & Shelly. I love that they asked me if they could have side dishes in their "one meal forever" responses. They're smart. They like Bonnie Raitt and Ringo Starr, and weren't annoyed by me like crappy Valentina. I hope they live happily ever after, eating lobster and corn on the cob. I wish I was them.
hosted by Laura Jane Faulds; edited and directed by Emily Richmond
PS: Don't forget to obsessively watch our MOGULUS CHANNEL!!!
Tags: Brooklyn, Hurricane Hanna, Laura Jane Faulds, lobster, Montrose Ave, nogoodforme.com, nogoodforme.tv, Ringo Starr, totally charming, transcendental meditation, yoga
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Sunday , October 19, 2008
nogoodforme.tv presents... CONVERSATIONS IN BROOKLYN, Vol. 4 (LJ vs. the Tria girls)
Because Laura Jane is too busy being fabulous in New York City to sit in front of her computer for seven hours writing an Ultimate Fashion Challenge post this particular Sunday evening, y'all are just gonna have to make do with the extraordinarily adorable girlfest that is Laura Jane vs. the Tria girls.
I am so stoked that I got to meet milliner Ryan Wilde, jewelry designer Georgia Varidakis, and super-charming vintage clotheshound Valerie Bowers at the Artists & Fleas market in W-burg that fateful stormy afternoon; the next day, they were awesome enough to participate in the madcap "flea market with booze" that was SPIRIT ANIMAL HOUSE. They obviously took a hit or three of the awesome vibe-age that our infamous event simply oozed, since the three coolest girls in Brooklyn are now the triple-co-owners of TRIA (135 Grand St. b/w Bedford & Berry in Williamsburg), which is officially my favorite store in the world.
GO THERE!!! AND WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!! ALL-GIRLS TROIKAS 4 LIFE!
PS: UFC Week 11 will probs be ready by mid-Week 12. It's the home stretch! Exciting stuff!
Tags: all-girl troikas, Artists & Fleas, Brooklyn, nogoodforme.tv, Spirit Animal House, Tria
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Thursday , October 2, 2008
nogoodforme.tv presents... TOO GOOD FOR YOU, Conversations in Brooklyn: Vol. 3 (James)
Are you bored? Probably. If you're anything like me, you're definitely bored right now, especially if you're sitting at a desk in an office watching the clock and checking nogoodforme.com in lieu of completing actual work. Frequent office-specific blog-checking is a tell-tale sign of boredom. But hey! No worries! We're here for you, you poor bored soul.
Have fun killing the next four minutes and eight seconds of your time watching the latest installment of TOO GOOD FOR YOU, Conversations in Brooklyn, hosted by Laura Jane Faulds and shot by Emily Richmond. This video is awesome for the following reasons:
1) It is nogoodforme.com-affiliated (that one's a no-brainer)
2) James is chill, has good answers, hails from the Greater Toronto Area, and looks like a cross between Michael Cera and one of the dudes from A.R.E Weapons (sorry if that is an outdated reference. It's true though!!!)
3) James has the second-coolest spirit animal of anybody I've ever spoken to. The first-coolest spirit animal I've ever encountered belongs to some dude I met in a bar; he and I mutually concluded that his spirit animal is a black lamb surfing a lava wave mid-volcano eruption.
PS: This video, as well as about seventeen billion others, can be seen on our e-TV channel, MOGULUS.COM/NOGOODFORME, the coolest thing to hit the Internet since Facebook.
Tags: Brooklyn, dudes, Michael Cera, nogoodforme.tv, spirit animals, TOO GOOD FOR YOU
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Monday , September 29, 2008
nogoodforme.TV is For Reals: Our Channel At Mogulus.com! nogoodforme.com gets more and more multimedia everyday! We are pleased as punch to announce that we're a featured channel over at Mogulus.com! Mogulus is a new broadband platform that broadcasts both live and on-demand video content -- think of it as souped-up public access television or a DIY cable network, only it's all on the Internerd. We have our own little home over in Mogulusville, and it's super-pretty; please do check it out, embed our player in your profiles, keep it on all the time, basically watch t.v. for eight hours a day like your mother told you NOT to. Yeah! That'll get her back for crampin' your six-year old style! We've featured ALL of the nogoodforme.tv video content we've already shared here, as well as a few more things that haven't made it to el bloggerino yet. (Don't worry, YouTube diehards, we'll keep putting things there.) You can watch the videos as one endless loop, or you can dominate over playlist fascism by selecting our content through the On Demand option. Plus, sometimes we're (or at least I'm) on there during the day, so peep up in the adjoining chat room and maybe we shall say hello. Enjoy, my pretties! (By the way...have any other ideas for videos you may want to see here? Comment below and let us know!)
Tags: media silliness, Mogulus, nogoodforme.com's impending world domination, nogoodforme.tv
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Saturday , September 27, 2008
nogoodforme.tv presents... TOO GOOD FOR YOU, Conversations in Brooklyn: Vol. 2 (Trevor) Americans aren't hot, green curry chicken is nutritious, John Lennon is a beardo-weirdo, and foxes are only cool if they aren't cool. PS: I totally would have dated this dude, like, three years ago.
Tags: foxes, green curry, in a forest way, John Lennon, nogoodforme.tv, spirit animals, TOO DUDE FOR YOU
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